Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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