Kareoke will never be a sober sport
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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