Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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