Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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