idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just pee around me
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
