He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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