I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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