so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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