If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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