What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
