whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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