thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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