I heard we made out
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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