I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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