This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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