i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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