I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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