I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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