Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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