i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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