is wine microwaveable?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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