I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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