her vagine was all disorganized.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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