try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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