Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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