youre lurking in front of me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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