why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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