Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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