is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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