i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Randomize
