this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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