Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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