She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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