My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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