I don't think brook has ever known best
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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