I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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