That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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