Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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