great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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