I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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