Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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