I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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