I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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