Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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