Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
too bad you live with your parents still
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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