I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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