PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just cropdusted the office
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
