Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
why is half of my head shaved?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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