Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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