You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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