maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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