That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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