You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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