You're so nebulous sometimes
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize