If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
