Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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